Phat as Butter

Phat as Butter

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ITS A PENGUIN. WITH A PINGU BACKPACK.

(Source: vvvivacious)

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*Crosses out Billy Madison’s name

*Crosses out Billy Madison’s name

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Devo I missed this but where’s my boy tweeds(AKA Tony M. Towelette) playing his gay guitar(Violin)

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thedailywhat:

Fast Food Fusion of the Day: Some Middle Eastern Pizza Hut locations are now serving “Crown Crust” pizzas with a regal ring of cheeseburgers or chicken tenders cooked right into the crust. It’s two great tastes that devastate your digestive system great together!
It looks like the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell was just the first step down a slippery slope toward the eventual fast food singularity.
[geekologie.]

WOAH.

I would cry of happiness if this was in front of me

3143578:

thedailywhat:

Fast Food Fusion of the Day: Some Middle Eastern Pizza Hut locations are now serving “Crown Crust” pizzas with a regal ring of cheeseburgers or chicken tenders cooked right into the crust. It’s two great tastes that devastate your digestive system great together!

It looks like the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell was just the first step down a slippery slope toward the eventual fast food singularity.

[geekologie.]

WOAH.

I would cry of happiness if this was in front of me

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Anonymous asked: You're so phat.

I have packed on a few pounds but I’m really trying okay!

Anonymous asked: Why are you so controlling? Like why do you need to have power over everyone. Power is a privilege, not a goddamn right!

Some people like to be controlled and be led towards down the path of enlightenment, my hand is the hand that usually leads them or fingers them(if their lucky. I also have the right to be controlling if I like.